Shame on you.

If you were hoping to play dodgeball tonight, we apologize. It was reported to us that someone posed as a beloved Aberdeener and picked up the dodgeballs that we were storing at Mario's. This person then proceeded to disappear into the night with them.

Stealing is not cool. Should we find out who stole our dodgeballs, we will be force them to play the rest of their Aberdeen days with a sandwich board sign hanging from their scumbag shoulders that reads ...



If this doesn't turn out to be a bad joke, please bring a small donation to replace the dodgeballs. Or, if you are Mikey, bring your candy money. We'll need it.